December 15, 2020

Dear Diary, i have 2 nephews here today with only a half hours notice cuz one faked sick..i know it cuz he's eyeing up my baked goods. I have unwrapped gifts in the garage so no hanging out there until i get them hidden. I had 2 coffees already and made a big batch of brownies. I don't even like brownies, i just like the smell. Beats using cologne as air fresheners which i really need to stop doing.

 I still need to replace the couches in the living room, everything's still screwed up. Just can't find what will work. Usually i decorate a room and it's fast, but adding this tv and the fireplace was a big mistake, wish i could go back and not sell my fishtank. Do i move it all to the bedroom? Not sure that elegance would look so good with the star wars comforter set.  Seriously my bedroom is so off limits, the ultimate cock blocker. If i ever get a girl in there she'd be like " wtf..are you 12?" Then I'd proceed to pick up my Yoda doll and say "" leave you will... proceed you will not" .  

Oh, got an email saying this years cookie exchange is canceled due to covid, so i have a 5 pound tub of cookie dough I'll have to freeze? Can i even freeze that stuff? Sucks extra cuz i skipped new years with Trish and Colin last year, i regret that now that this years cancelled everything. I'll also miss the assortment of beautiful amazing cookies everyone makes and displaying them. 

Nephews Rick and Morty sweaters came in late last night and they're so cool, I'm envious cuz i really want one too now. If their mom ever finds out how crude and inappropriate that content is I'd be dead.. this is a real fear, it's not my fault..they asked for a cartoon series, i obliged... how would i have know it would be hilarious and geared toward adults. They have an amazing sense of humor, but if she catches on, I'm blaming them.