Dear Diary,before Harold Hill ( an christian author and more) sank into the filthy black muck, which represented the sin in his life, he hang on to different religions, philosophies, and cults.None had been able to save him.
Confusius said it was better to stay away from such places.
Confusius went on his way and left him to sink.
Buddha said: Let that be a lesson for you, and he sank down further.
Mohammed sighed and said, "It is the will of Allah, and he sank deeper.
Christian Science said: It's only an error in your thinking. You're not really in trouble. And he sank deeper.
The Hindus told him:
Better trip next incarnation. You've got a bum trip, coming as a flee this time. You might come back as a fly next go round.
The filthy black ooze sucked him in deeper.
The evolutionist told him: All you need is more time. Time cures everything. But he was worse off with every passing minute.
Yoga told him:Transcend your problem. Now his navel had sunk out of sight. He'd never see it again.
Unity had said: All you need is to realize more love. But it is impossible to love yourself out of a swamp of quick mud.
A fortune teller told him: Consult the zodiac. The stars have the answer. But ther stars weren't shining that day, so he sank deeper.
Darwin said: It is a survival of the fittest. If you are fit, you wil survive.
He proved his unfitness for anything except for being buried alive. And he sank deeper.
Aristotle smiled and said: Just know yourself. The problem was that he knew himself and was heading for the bottom of the mudpile.
Plato said:Truth is the answer. Just seek the truth. But he wasn't talking about living truth. And truth in his termes meant that i was about to be annihilated.
Zoroaster said: Use your willpower. But he had all of his up, and it had availed him nothing. He was about finished.
A psychiatrist said: Don't feel guilty. All you need is to go out, and do more sin.
But he was in such a bondage that there was no way to go out anywhere or do anything.
He had also tried Spiritual Frontiers, New Thought, Royal Rearmament, Edgar Cayce, and all the rest. None of them helped at all.
Communicating with space, no matter how briliant someone is, and talking to animals could not have saved him either.
But than Jesus came by, and He said:I am the Way, the only Way. Just give me your hand. He hauled him out off that filthy black mud, and set his feet on solid rock and washed the mud away.
Confusius said: