Things I want someday

Dear Diary,

I’m just gonna use this entry as a list for all of the things I want to have someday. These things are totally random. Just things I dream about when I’m in a good place. 

• My third piercing
• A cartilage hoop
• A tiny heart tattoo on my left breast, to match Janis Joplin’s
• A tiny red heart on my ankle, and my best friend amber will get the same one. 
• Heatless curlformers
• Letter magnets for my future refrigerator 
• Birth control implant
• A gym membership
• To learn to cook-health foods and also good Italian foods. 
• To learn to decorate cakes, but still only make them from boxes. 
• To travel to Italy. 
• To learn to make really good coffee, (hot for me and iced for Amber).
• Red wallpaper with white polka dots and a green couch to match. 
• To get into therapy, to work through issues with love, anxiety, and overthinking. I might need medication. 
• To blow up pictures of my ancestors and put them in gold frames to be hung on my red walls. 
• Honestly probably breast implants 
• Love.. maybe
• Jk.. a vibrator collection ;)
• THE ICON WALL: ok so this is something I’ve been planning for a while. I want to frame photos of celebrities that actually have proven to be totally awesome people. Like Nene from real housewives of Atlanta, GB of “GB and Me” on Instagram, Janis Joplin, etc. totally random and unrelated but all totally awesome women. 
• To clear up my skin
• Get my teeth whitened 
• Get my eyebrows and eyelashes dyed
• A red front door
• A doormat that reads “Bonjour!”
• A cabinet to hold my records. 
• All my favorite movies and shows on dvd
• Trips to IKEA with Amber for our homes
• Different colored Mary Jane flats 
• Lots of skinny jeans
• Possibly side bangs
• To start painting
• To start writing music.
• To leave my high school yearbooks at home, where I don’t have to think about them. 
• To write stories for kids
• To become a flight attendant and travel the world
• To go back to school and become a 3rd-5th grade teacher. 
• To find the worlds best fettuccine Alfredo recipe, and keep it a secret.
• If I do have kids, I will have many so that they have each other after my husband and I pass. 
• However, I’m very much not sure I even want to get married. Don’t worry, I still have plenty of years ahead of me and I live in a small town so I’m sure my integrity will go out like a flame by the time I run the risk of becoming an old maid. 
• To collect so many good cheap records for no damn reason
• Same goes for dirty, kitschy old toys, (which I already do)
• Cold noodles in my refrigerator 
• Sexy loungewear
• To start working out and then start tanning
• Pineapple juice in da fridge 
• (Work in progress)