I am so childish. A huge package arrived for my older sister today because she ordered a folding bed so she woke me up to ask for an extra mattress and a bedsheet. Then came in lil sissie deliberately stepping inside my room carrying a massive bubble wrap behind her. She knows I love bubble wraps. She's truly a bitch, I'm telling you. I know she only brought it up here to rub on my face that she got it first. Of course we bickered on who was going to have it even though she isn't as ecstatic about bubble wraps as I am. The annoying part is that she doesn't even take the pleasure of popping them
one by one. She just squeezes the plastic in big portions of her man hands and she intentionally does this right in front of me knowing it gets into my nerves.
I gave older sis a thin mattress because it was the only spare one I had, and a clean bedcover. To be honest, we have a lot of mattresses but everytime the cats pee or poop on them, we just throw them aside.
"Could you please do that downstairs?" I demanded, seeing them enclosing the mattress with the bedsheet in front of me. I really don't like it when people are in my room.
"This is only going to take a minute," older sis insisted.
"What the fuck is this mattress, even. It's so weak just like you," lil sissie complained and laughter immediately erupted from both of their mouths upon that clever comparison.
Psh.
"Oh my gosh, yes!" older sis seconded. "It just folds on its own."
The resemblance almost made me laugh myself, actually, because the mattress totally embodies my potency. They make fun of my size and strength a lot. Whenever there's a storm, they'd always tell me to hold on to something so the wind won't blow me away. But I don't take any offense at all because making fun of each other is just what's normal for us. For example, I make fun of their faces because they're round and big and when I'm with them, it's like there are two moons orbiting around me.
Anyway. The mattress is more like a Japanese futon, really. It's soft, thin, and flexible.
They're gone now but I'm going down in a bit to get my share of the bubble wrap. The lil bitch better not have popped them all!
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