March 23, 2021

 

DEAR GIL,

   AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING PRURIENT, I SHALL REVEAL THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'LL EVER WANT YOU NEAR ME OR MY PRIVATE PARTS -- EVER!

   I HATE IT WHEN YOU INSINUATE THAT I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU AND THAT I'VE BEEN DOGGEDLY PURSUING YOU! THAT IS AS OPPRESSIVE AS YOUR STUPID-AS-DOGSHIT SMIRK YOU GAVE ME WHEN YOU WANT TO APPEAR ALL NON-CHALANT AND MACHO TO YOUR EQUALLY-USELESS AND PEURILE "FRIENDS"

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, I'LL REFRAIN FROM THINKING OF YOU -- AND YOU'LL BE JUST ANOTHER SHADOW.

ROLLING-MY-EYES-TO-ETERNITY,

- E. 

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