DEAR GIL,
AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING PRURIENT, I SHALL REVEAL THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'LL EVER WANT YOU NEAR ME OR MY PRIVATE PARTS -- EVER!
I HATE IT WHEN YOU INSINUATE THAT I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU AND THAT I'VE BEEN DOGGEDLY PURSUING YOU! THAT IS AS OPPRESSIVE AS YOUR STUPID-AS-DOGSHIT SMIRK YOU GAVE ME WHEN YOU WANT TO APPEAR ALL NON-CHALANT AND MACHO TO YOUR EQUALLY-USELESS AND PEURILE "FRIENDS"
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, I'LL REFRAIN FROM THINKING OF YOU -- AND YOU'LL BE JUST ANOTHER SHADOW.
ROLLING-MY-EYES-TO-ETERNITY,
- E.