Dear Diary,
Hey meatbag, your my big brother im ok
I'm not trying to offend or anything. .
But I have a pic of you somewhere
And im just so damn proud of you and the rest of our family
Can you believe where I am???
Why didn't you end up with that sexy ass bitch, im kind of jealous cuz your my weird ass big brother, I have the boy version of what you have and you have the girl version and we both have eyes and they both really hot???
I mean I don't know if your gay, but um this one time you got so fucking drunk you looked at my boyfriend and told him wow your so hot and damn how did this boy version get in this computer....
Um idk I left the room for one second just to get some towels becauze you were really that drunk
And you asked me why my boyfriend is so hot...
All I can say is idk why is your girlfriend so hot
Um it didnt matter because we both are cats and said, what is 2 girls 1 cup???
Shit, we both died a little inside, duh curiosity killed the cat, duh cats only have 9 lives, duh we both want to just wash our eyes out with a musical and yeah we did this to ourselves cuz we are dumbasses who decided to know too much .....
How about a musical? Which one. .
Remember repo the genetic opera? All I can tell you is im at a Lee's store looking at a literal coconut flavored blue waffle and shit
We asked too many questions we both just need to stop being curious about this new slang...but we always laugh cuz we keep saying I DARE YOU to find out
Shit eeeewwwwww why is it always so gross i hate you big brother it was your fault, but not really, I asked what it was too.....
So because you are my big marine brother and your so fucking weird meatbag...yeah shut up cuz my husband remembers your name... and now he's saying oh yeah you had that one hot brother ......its so gross
Why is it every time we play truth or dare we learn about something gross??? Idk I want to be blind too, remember that musical?
Repo the genetic opera?
How do I say, yes big brother I remember silver bullet, dehydration, in the rear with the gear and uhhh grosss let's just sing ok big brother
Please stop reminding me that you saw my ass and its gross because I'm like literally your baby sister and why do these assholes keep trying to ship us, ummmm how can we can communicate yes i get it you all think my sibling is hot but um....we love eachother but so gross
Dark humor? Sing repo?
I'm trying to warn you, don't you DARE look up somg of saya its such a disturbing game, who even thought of that.....grosss
I literally have a husband who wont stop talking about last name cuz its "so true"
Shut up, to me his name is meatbag and now we have to got punch eachother in the face just everytime you keep talking about it I die a little inside...cuz sure he saw my ass and it was gross and you think its so funny
Why do people keep trying to make me look at that thing I didnt see because I know my brother is blackout drunk and my boyfriend is sober
And he won't stop talking about it grosss...i didnt mean to walk in I was gone for a second and now its so funny cuz its so embarrassing I just want to die....hint hint wink wink gross
Why do these people keep telling me I should really see this...um gross I love my brother but not like that
Make it funny somehow
Please let's laugh at this
Well I'm here in a psychward...
And ummm
Just close your eyes
Don't look its too gross I promise
I'm going to sing at home
I'm safe big brother but.....
I'm infected, by your genetics
I'm infected by your genetics
And I dont think that I should exist
No I dont think that I should exist!
Tell me why oh why are my genetics such a bitch
I promise you if you just keep your eyes shut we can finally get the last laugh....you ready for the scary good reality check???
2 doctors called me ugly, im just trying to forget what we saw....sorry please punch me there is no way we found a way to laugh at this...
Um thanks, I remember you and Im with two doctors calling me an ugly white monkey, and im like its so funny cuz yes that
Fine here we go again