Dear Diary, I spent last four hours and three bottles of wine playing with them. They jumped up and down as I was moving. They rested on my table while I was drinking my delicious white, gently stroking them with my left hand. They are heave, they need strong hands. The wine was too much and spilled on my mouth, chin, neck and also breast and hand. Giving them wine massage was thrilling... Need more time in shower with them and me and wine. Good night