WigglyEyes's Dear Diary

Dear Diary, Now we know why aliens won't talk to us!

Dear Diary, Had a game last night and with hubby. He thrashed me! All properties and monies, he got £10,500 something to my £2,800 something! I'll get the ratbag later!

Dear Diary, My latest reading obsession!

Dear Diary, I want to self-ID as Google Eyes so I can spend all day wobbling!

Dear Diary, I had to take yesterday off work because of the menopause but am back today.. Still feeling weirded out.

Dear Diary, Am having to gobble a load of these because of the menopause! I'm freezing cold, at work wearing a thick fleece, headachy etc. and don't know where to put myself!

Dear Diary, Genuine question and spelling mistake on Quora!: Is it wrong to giggle at blatteirng farts?

Dear Diary, I must try to be brave and drag my fat arse and stuffed guts up 2 flights of stairs...!

Dear Diary, I've just been to a Cafe Bistro for a Sunday beef roast with all the trimmings and a Cadbury hot choc with all the trimmings. Well stuffed! Can I now climb 2 flights of stairs to get home? Nope! Nope!

Dear Diary, I'm killing myself laughing here! Is he bragging or moaning?!

Dear Diary,  I'm a happy little sheep! It's 2:42pm and am off work at 4 until Monday!

Dear Diary, Two soft brown buns with chicken slices and tuna/sweetcorn, washed down with a cuppa for dinner last night!

Dear Diary,I just couldn't resist this pack of eyes!