The GERMAN girl's Dear Diary

Dear Diary,  Sorry I haven't been writing! I've been working on making my English fluent. It's nearly there! OH! I thought you guys may want to know my name. Its Susanne Bähr in German, but I'm not telling you my English name!  Anyway, so my life..

Dear Diary, Hi! I am still fluent in German, not English. So, you may need to use GOOGLE TRANSLATE to read. So, I have been waiting to see my friend. She was sick and so she had to take a fucking year or so off! She texted me this yesterday. S