Bartman's Dear Diary

Dear Diary, being trapped in my head is bad enough. Being trapped in the house doesn’t help

Dear Diary, Today I feel like drinking. I am an alcoholic. I have been sober for 8 years. If it wasn’t for my daughter I probably would be

Dear Diary, It is 1 am here in my hometown, Bruges, Belgium. Tiredness has caught up with me, but tanks to the last extremely hot days, bugs came in and they are bugging me a couple of nights now. I will launch an easy-listening plzylist on