Dear Diary, i'm so tired of being constipated i wish i had miralax right now. i hope my grandma is doing ok. she used to bake me cookies but if i ate one of her cookies right now it would either not come out of me for days or explode out of my other end.
it's actually so uncomfortable no matter what i eat it just keeps building up. it's like Yellowstone national park one of these days it's going to erupt.
i really miss my Grandma's chocolate chip cookies. and i haven't had oatmeal chocolate chip cookies in a long time.