Dear Diary,
My life got a little to meta...
A little too hot to handle with care
See I married my best friend
I think he is an awesome person,
He's a marine just like me
We grew up together
However
My dad told me to get therapy
His dad told him to drink
My sister thinks my daughter is adorable
My sister in law doesn't notice how much I have in common with her son
Now Maui is stuck in the middle
He sees two aunties fighting over his dad
But knows his dad already married his mom
So he is prince charming
To my 2 adorable girls
She chose revenge for her brother
I chose forgiveness for her son
Now Wednesday has met her soul mate
So no matter what happens, my daughter will find a way to win, because she is pretty like her mama!
And he looks just like his papa!
I always get the last laugh ;-P
=3
Byeeeeeeeee!
I have 3 daughters
One is exactly like me
You have one son
He looks just like your brother
All my girls are princesses
Do you realize you are holding a prince?
Cookie
Ice cream
Sandwich
Shocker
Joker
Harley Quinn
Her nickname is Harley because she is a combat veteran who became a therapist
His nickname is lil Maui because he can dance and sing
Science+magic
Forgiveness and Family
Her 30th bay
She realizes she is a house bunny
And bumps into sgt noe at unlv
He is a medical student
She is an artist
She was 26
They met in high school
At a homecoming dance
He met 3 angels in middle school
4th grade
4 schools on a field trip
We go to the mines in Benson
The mines have gold and a beautiful city on one side
But a giant pit of sewage on the other
But that guy over there...he is kind of cool looking and he keeps looking back
We go to the biosphere and we both think its awesome
Finally, we get a break for lunch not knowing what the teachers had in store
They would tell us to play cowboys and Indians, I refused to play because I saw a brown baby doll in the midst of all these weapons, a baby girl.
I just started my period
So when people keep asking me to chose between heads or tails
I chose money so I can take care of the baby
But I don't know if I can raise the baby on my own
Then you stand up
And say you will raise the baby with me
The teachers all cry
Cuz we chose to have a picnic under the tree
A tea party
We named her Alice
Now I see my nephew
He is 10
He says I'm old cuz I'm so 1900
And he is the new millennium
My sister in law and I say this is him at the same time
She shows me her brother
But I show her sgt noe
Alice loves them both
After all
One is her mom
The other is her dad
Alice+Isaac
Who is the racist here?
I'm just a bit distracted
I thought I saw a Sgt Noe
We agree to meet up in Hawaii or Okinawa when its finally safe for us to be a date at each other's ball
But we can't leave behind our best friends
We can't leave our marines behind!
Hoorah
I REMEMBER YOU STILL